Golden Words

GOLDEN WORDS

1. Takleef dukh se nahi dukh denay wale se hoti hai.

2. Khwabon k andar zinda mat raho lekin apne andar khwabon ko zinda rakho.

3. Hum kisi ko apni marzi se chah tou saktay hain lekin ye nhi keh saktay k wo bhi humein chahay.

4. Muhabbat us se nhi ki jati jo khubsurat ho Khubsurat wo hota hai jis se muhabbat ho jaye.

Nice Sms

Ab K Mujh Ko Dekh K Wo Dekhta Reh Jaye Ga
Is Qadar Badlien Ge Hum Wo Sochta Reh Jaye Ga

Mere Chehre Par bhi Houn Ge Be-Rukhi K Zawiye
Aaisa Hai K Mujh Main Mujh Ko Dhondta Reh Jaye Ga

Us Ki Gali Se Ab Kabhi Mera Guzar Mumkin Nahi
Wo Apne Ghar Ki Khirkiyon Se Jhankta Reh Jaye Ga

Kyon Aansoun Ki Dhool Main Main Zindagi Ko Jhonk Doon
Dil Ka Kya Hai Toot'ta Hai Toot'ta Reh jaye Ga..!!

Romantic Ghazal

Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..

Jashny Eid MILADUN

\’*¤* Jashny *¤* *%*¤* EID *¤%* *%*E*%* *¤*MILADUN*¤*% *¤*%NABI*%¤* *¤*MUBARAK*¤* *%*Allah pak ap k* *%*Kam me*%* *%*Mam me*%* *%*Ezzat me*%* *%*Sehet me*%* *%*Umar me*%* *%*Ghar me*%* *%*Dafter me*%* *%*Elm me*%* *%*Rizq me*%* *%*Aaj me*%* *%*Kal me*%* *%*Shehir me*%* *%*Mulk me*%* *%*Barkat*%* *%*Aur*%* *%*Afiyat*%* *%*Ata farmay*% *%*Aamen*%* Remember me in ur *%*Prayers*%*\’

Funny Sms

• Smile is a bird, Who flIes from face to
  Smile is a bird,
  Who flIes from face to face,
  May your lips give it a better nest…..
  So that…..
  It may stay there,
  For ever & ever…..
  So…..
  “KEEP SMILING”

Romantic SMS: Raaz e dil

Raaz-e-Dil
Lakh Chaha Magar Wo  Muje Bhula Na Saka
Mere Khayal Wo Dil Se Kabhi Mita Na Saka,
Mujse Wo door Bohat door ho Gaya Tha Magar
Apni Ankhon Se Mere Chehray ko Hata Na Saka,
Mujse Wo Doori Barhana Chahata Tha
Per Kabhi Wo Mujse Door Ja Na Saka,
Kitnay Shikway hein Os Key Dil May Mere Liay
Chah Kar Be Kabhi Wo Mujhe Bata Na Saka,
Anjaan Rakhna Chahata Tha Mujhe Apni Chahat Se
Hale-e-Dil Mujse Per Chupaa Na Saka,

Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Srdar: Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Pathan: Ye hmara door ka saga bhai hy

Srdar: door ka saga bhai? me smja nhi

Pathan: Is k or mere drmyan
13 Behen Bhai hain.
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Kabhi Milege To Phir Tera Haal Poochein ge
Kabhi Milege To Phir Tera 'Haal' Poochein ge,

Jawab Deinge Na Kuch,
Bas 'Sawaal' Poochein ge,

Batao Kaise Guzaari Ye Chaandni Raatein.?

Tumhaary Kaise Katty
Maah-o-Saal Poochein ge,

Kabhi Sukoon Mein Be Iztaraab Paya Hai,

Kabhi Khushi Mein Huwa Hai Malaal Poochein ge,

Hamaari Yaad Kabhi Aai Ya Nahi Aai.?

Kabhi Hamaara Bhi Aaya Khayaal Poochein Ge..
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• Son : Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

 Son :
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

Papa :
Nahi, Par Kyu?

Son :
To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
:):-D

Funny Sms

dear guys! A valentinesday very special day
dear guys! A valentinesday very special day as u know why! but i think GOD make your whole life for a love to give and take... if u r sad so cantact me... MAIN HOUN NA UR FRIEND
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 One child monkey says 
One child monkey says to his mother "Why do we look so ugly?" mother says "thank GOD that we look like this. you must see the person reading this message"
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Easter Greetings SMS Messages

He is the morning star
He is the life
He is redeemer
He is the savior
May his blessing upon you
on Easter and always!
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May the glory of his miracle strengthen your faith
&
renew your hope.
Wishing you a blessed Easter!
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Wish you are blessed with
all the joys and blessings
in the world
for now and always.
Have a blessed Easter.
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“Aslamo Alaikum”

@===========@
“Aslamo Alaikum”
@===========@
“with
“the
“name
“of
@***********@
!! *{ALLAH}* !!
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CARE” is the sweetest form of love

“CARE” is the sweetest form of love. When someone says “TAKE CARE”, it truly means that…..! You Will always b a special part of his life.
So plz Take Care.
“GOOD MORNING”
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Tujhe Paney k Liye Jaan

Tujhe Paney k Liye Jaan
Rules of Boys:
Tujhe Paney k Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon
Tere Pyar Mai Ji Aur Mar Sakta Hon,
Phir Bhi Tu Na Mili To Gham Nahi,
Ye Formula Mai Dusri Pe Bhi Try Kar Sakta Hon.
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Having a Good Laugh
Having a Good Laugh with a Friend.
Like you Stimulates Endorphins,
The brain’s Natural Painkillers.
So,
If you need to Laugh and You Can’t find a Friend like Yourself,
I can Lend You my Mirror.
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A Smile to put you on
A smile to put you on high.
A kiss to set your soul alright.
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
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FriendShips Sms

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai jaisy Matti par Matti se Matti likna

Laikin....!

Dosti Nibhana itna mushkil hy Jaisy Pani par Pani se Pani Likhna
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Love SMS: MOHABBAT

“MOHABBAT”
Zindgi Ka Naam,
Rishton Ki Pehchan,
Donya Ki Shaan,
Mehfiloon Ki Jaan,
Aur meri
“MOHABBAT”
=;
Siirf Apki
‘”"MUSKAN”"‘

Ascii Sms

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*/*????,…)!))!)…..,(
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I’m sending you a bird named friendship
now its your responsibility to take care of it.
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Insult Sms

JUICE PIO

 JUICE PIO

PEPSI PIO
COKE PIO
MIRINDA PIO
DEW PIO
PANI PIO
PIO PIO
AUR PIO
KYUN K PAMPERS
AB SIRF 99RS
MAIN AVILABLE
HAIN.
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A fever is an expression of inner rage

Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick
Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejuice!
We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jaye ga.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jaye ga.
Kuch hi dino me result aa jaye ga…
Thori Namaz roza parh lia kar beta…
TU koi Aamir khan nhi jo,
All is well keh k top kar jaye ga........
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Wedding Night

On their wedding night, both husband and wife  were claiming virginity
Wife : ” If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?”
Husband : “And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?”

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Anniversary Messages

Love is not as simple
as candlelight and roses…
Love is day to day living,
taking time, making time to be there,
with open arms and a giving heart…
Love is the special life we share.
Happy Anniversary!
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Cricket Sms

Teacher asked all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except 1 Sardar ji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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Sidhu (Cricketer) during his school days..
Teacher :Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’
Young Sidhu : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher : How is it right?
Young Sidhu : Ladies first
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2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe Thay, Afridi Ne Sixer Mara
Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.
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I’ll Tell Ur Heart’s Secret

I’ll Tell Ur Heart’s Secret
CHOOSE 1 Eye Color then I’ll Tell Your Heart’s Secret…
1: Grey
2: Brown
3: Blue
4: Black
5: Green
6: Multi
Answer:
Brown:dil ki bat dil ma rakte ho, ksi ko btana psnd nhi krte
blue:ksi se boht pyar krte ho.
grey:Selfish ho, apni zat se pyar krte ho
Black:Boht romntic ho khud pr yaqin rkhte ho.
Green:Apni khushi se ziada dosro ki khushi ka khayal rakte ho
Multi:Boht flrt ho 2 ya 3 boy/girl frnd rakhna chate
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Agar Aapka Reply Na Aye
Select a Number and I’ll Tell You,
Agar Aap ka Reply Msg Na Aaye To Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Yaad Karta Hon.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Answer:
1: Hai He Kanjer
2: Kuty Da Bacha
3: Hai He Chawal
4: Hamzada
5: Gandi Nasal
6: Bagherat
7: Khota
8: Kanjos
9: Laanti
10: Dalla
Chal Hun Fata Fat Msg Kar
Nahi To Main Aap ko Yaad Karney Laga Hon.
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Mera Mun Torrnay Ka Dil
Aapko Meri Kon Si Aadat Zeher Lagti Hai.
Jis Pe Aapka Mera Mun Torrnay Ka Dil Chahta Hai?
.
.
.
.
Reply Karne Wala
Apni Buri Halat Ka Khud Zummedar Hoga.
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Wish U

I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."

Diwali ASCII SMS | Diwali Design Free SMS Collection

Diwali ASCII SMS | Diwali Design Free SMS Collection
Have a Nice Day
U have
!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§    H A P P Y §
§      H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
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Wishing u and ur family a happy diwali
l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI


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Here is my greeting for you
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| ‘–.__.–’ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….
$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
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This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
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:04
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:02
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(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….
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This van is loaded with
_l”l________
–/ l__l  Delivery
|     |     ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
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_l”l________
–/ l__l  Delivery
|     |     ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
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–;-)A
—;-)P
—-;-)P
—–;-)Y
——;-)DI
——-;-)WALI
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“DEKHI MERI YAARI 4 DIN PEHLE BAAZI MAARI.”
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Valentine’s Day Sms

U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go
U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry
U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart
Happy Valentine’s Day
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Happy Marriage Sms

What greater thing is there for two human souls,
than to feel that they are joined together to strengthen.

Each other in all labor, to minister to each other in all sorrow,
to share with each other in all gladness.

To be one with each other in the,
silent unspoken memories?




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You have become mine forever.
Yes, we have become partners.

I have become yours.
Hereafter, I cannot live without you.

Do not live without me.
Let us share the joys.

We are word and meaning, unite.
You are thought and I am sound.

May the nights be honey-sweet for us.
May the mornings be honey-sweet for us.

May the plants be honey-sweet for us.
May the earth be honey-sweet for us.




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I cannot promise you a life of sunshine;
I cannot promise riches, wealth, or gold;

I cannot promise you an easy pathway.
That leads away from change or growing old.

But I can promise all my heart's devotion;
A smile to chase away your tears of sorrow;

A love that's ever true and ever growing;
A hand to hold in yours through each tomorrow.

Yes, I'll Marry You.




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Today I married my best friend,
Our bond complete, it hath no end,

We share one soul, we share one heart,
A perfect time - a perfect start.

With these rings we share together,
Love so close to last forever.

This special day - two special hearts,
Let nothing keep this love apart.




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Marriage is the union of,
A greater sum than two in love.

Relatives are made by vows,
Relating endless fields and plows.

In bringing families together,
A million lives are changed forever.

Go then in joy, yourselves to please:
Each love shapes many destinies.

Posted By:- Rana Nasir Ali


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Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko..

Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko..
Tere honton pe siskiyan q hen?
Zakham de kar wo mujh se poochta hai..
Tere lehje me talkhiyan q hen?
Hum to kachchay makaan k baasi hen…
Phir taaqub mein bijliyan q hen?
Ishq k or bhi musafir hen FARAZ!
Sirf hum pe hi sakhtiyan q hen?
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Good Sms

"Insaan ki Fitrat ko samjte hain Parinday"

"Jitna Bhi "MUHABAT" se bulao Pass nahi ate"

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Saal Kesa Rahe Ga Load Shedding Sms

Saal kesa rhe ga
App ka saal kesa guzre ga?
SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia
Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo
aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga
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Ghar se bhag gai
Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye:
Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai,
Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai.
Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai.
Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gaya hai.
Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den.
Shukriya.
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Kuch log Dozakh main
Kuch log Dozakh main barray aaram se soye parray thy.
Ek Farishtay ne dusray se pucha,
Ye itnay aaram se kese soye parray hain?
Dosray ne kaha: Ye Pakistan se aaye hain,
Garmi aur Load Shedding k Aadi hain.
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Smells in Bedroom Marriage

Type of Smells in Bedroom After Marriage:
1st 3 months:
Perfume & Flowers
After 3 Years:
Baby Powder, Cream, Lotion.
After 30 Years:
Vicks, Tiger Baam, Medicines.
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Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife

1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.
But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.
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Ziyada Khushi Jaan Leti Hai
Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?
Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai
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Happ New Month Sms

Hey Friends!
Its a great fun to have new things. You also gonna have
two new things. That’s a new month and a new Year too.
Have great fun and enjoy the both.
Happy New Month & New Year!
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May this new month be start with a new sun of success for you.
May every ray of the new sun prove a happiness for you.
Happy New month!
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Look the last sun of this month is going to set.
New Month is looking your way to shine your future.
May your future be as bright as the sun.
Happy New Month!
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Happy New month to all.
May this new month be a happy and prosperous for all of us.
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New years and new months are the significance of change.
They show that life never stops for anything.
So keep moving and keep smiling.
Happy New Month
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Posted By:-Rana Nasir Ali
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Happy Birthday

I wish God bless you…
With all joy and cheers…
May you live a long life…
May you get all good thing in your life…
May you have happy days and nights…
May all your dreams come true…
May all your desires be fulfilled…
May you spreading happiness everywhere…
And
Stay away from every sorrow and grief…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Funny Sms

Do Patha janaze ko tezi se le kar qbron k oper se guzr rahe thay,
Admi:Oye Sharam karo Nechay Qabron main Murday hain,
Pathan:To Uper kon sa Hum ne DVD uthaya hua ha :)
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Lovely Sms

Rooh Pe Apne Lahoo Ka Libass Rakhta Hoon!

Main Khaas Phool Hoon Rangat Bhi Khaas Rakhta Hoon!

Kisi Khushi Ki Bhala Ab Mujhe Khushi Kiyoon Ho!

Tumhare Ghum Se Jo Khud Ko Udaas Rakhta Hoon!

Main Apne Dard Kahan Baant'ta Phiroon "Nasir"..!

K Main Apni Cheezain Faqat Apne Paas Rakhta Hoon...

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Life Ho Ti Aisi

"Life" Ho To Aisi Monday ko Dosti Tuesday ko Pyar

Wednesday ko Mangni  Thursday ko Baraat Friday Ko

Fighting Saturday Ko Talaq Sunday ko Rest &

Monday Ko Next.........
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