Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Srdar: Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Pathan: Ye hmara door ka saga bhai hy

Srdar: door ka saga bhai? me smja nhi

Pathan: Is k or mere drmyan
13 Behen Bhai hain.
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Kabhi Milege To Phir Tera Haal Poochein ge
Kabhi Milege To Phir Tera 'Haal' Poochein ge,

Jawab Deinge Na Kuch,
Bas 'Sawaal' Poochein ge,

Batao Kaise Guzaari Ye Chaandni Raatein.?

Tumhaary Kaise Katty
Maah-o-Saal Poochein ge,

Kabhi Sukoon Mein Be Iztaraab Paya Hai,

Kabhi Khushi Mein Huwa Hai Malaal Poochein ge,

Hamaari Yaad Kabhi Aai Ya Nahi Aai.?

Kabhi Hamaara Bhi Aaya Khayaal Poochein Ge..
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• Son : Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

 Son :
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

Papa :
Nahi, Par Kyu?

Son :
To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
:):-D