Jashny Eid MILADUN

\’*¤* Jashny *¤* *%*¤* EID *¤%* *%*E*%* *¤*MILADUN*¤*% *¤*%NABI*%¤* *¤*MUBARAK*¤* *%*Allah pak ap k* *%*Kam me*%* *%*Mam me*%* *%*Ezzat me*%* *%*Sehet me*%* *%*Umar me*%* *%*Ghar me*%* *%*Dafter me*%* *%*Elm me*%* *%*Rizq me*%* *%*Aaj me*%* *%*Kal me*%* *%*Shehir me*%* *%*Mulk me*%* *%*Barkat*%* *%*Aur*%* *%*Afiyat*%* *%*Ata farmay*% *%*Aamen*%* Remember me in ur *%*Prayers*%*\’

Funny Sms

• Smile is a bird, Who flIes from face to
  Smile is a bird,
  Who flIes from face to face,
  May your lips give it a better nest…..
  So that…..
  It may stay there,
  For ever & ever…..
  So…..
  “KEEP SMILING”

Romantic SMS: Raaz e dil

Raaz-e-Dil
Lakh Chaha Magar Wo  Muje Bhula Na Saka
Mere Khayal Wo Dil Se Kabhi Mita Na Saka,
Mujse Wo door Bohat door ho Gaya Tha Magar
Apni Ankhon Se Mere Chehray ko Hata Na Saka,
Mujse Wo Doori Barhana Chahata Tha
Per Kabhi Wo Mujse Door Ja Na Saka,
Kitnay Shikway hein Os Key Dil May Mere Liay
Chah Kar Be Kabhi Wo Mujhe Bata Na Saka,
Anjaan Rakhna Chahata Tha Mujhe Apni Chahat Se
Hale-e-Dil Mujse Per Chupaa Na Saka,

Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Srdar: Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Pathan: Ye hmara door ka saga bhai hy

Srdar: door ka saga bhai? me smja nhi

Pathan: Is k or mere drmyan
13 Behen Bhai hain.
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Kabhi Milege To Phir Tera Haal Poochein ge
Kabhi Milege To Phir Tera 'Haal' Poochein ge,

Jawab Deinge Na Kuch,
Bas 'Sawaal' Poochein ge,

Batao Kaise Guzaari Ye Chaandni Raatein.?

Tumhaary Kaise Katty
Maah-o-Saal Poochein ge,

Kabhi Sukoon Mein Be Iztaraab Paya Hai,

Kabhi Khushi Mein Huwa Hai Malaal Poochein ge,

Hamaari Yaad Kabhi Aai Ya Nahi Aai.?

Kabhi Hamaara Bhi Aaya Khayaal Poochein Ge..
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• Son : Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

 Son :
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

Papa :
Nahi, Par Kyu?

Son :
To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
:):-D

Funny Sms

dear guys! A valentinesday very special day
dear guys! A valentinesday very special day as u know why! but i think GOD make your whole life for a love to give and take... if u r sad so cantact me... MAIN HOUN NA UR FRIEND
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 One child monkey says 
One child monkey says to his mother "Why do we look so ugly?" mother says "thank GOD that we look like this. you must see the person reading this message"
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Easter Greetings SMS Messages

He is the morning star
He is the life
He is redeemer
He is the savior
May his blessing upon you
on Easter and always!
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May the glory of his miracle strengthen your faith
&
renew your hope.
Wishing you a blessed Easter!
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Wish you are blessed with
all the joys and blessings
in the world
for now and always.
Have a blessed Easter.
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“Aslamo Alaikum”

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“Aslamo Alaikum”
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“with
“the
“name
“of
@***********@
!! *{ALLAH}* !!
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CARE” is the sweetest form of love

“CARE” is the sweetest form of love. When someone says “TAKE CARE”, it truly means that…..! You Will always b a special part of his life.
So plz Take Care.
“GOOD MORNING”
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Tujhe Paney k Liye Jaan

Tujhe Paney k Liye Jaan
Rules of Boys:
Tujhe Paney k Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon
Tere Pyar Mai Ji Aur Mar Sakta Hon,
Phir Bhi Tu Na Mili To Gham Nahi,
Ye Formula Mai Dusri Pe Bhi Try Kar Sakta Hon.
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Having a Good Laugh
Having a Good Laugh with a Friend.
Like you Stimulates Endorphins,
The brain’s Natural Painkillers.
So,
If you need to Laugh and You Can’t find a Friend like Yourself,
I can Lend You my Mirror.
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A Smile to put you on
A smile to put you on high.
A kiss to set your soul alright.
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
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FriendShips Sms

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai jaisy Matti par Matti se Matti likna

Laikin....!

Dosti Nibhana itna mushkil hy Jaisy Pani par Pani se Pani Likhna
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Love SMS: MOHABBAT

“MOHABBAT”
Zindgi Ka Naam,
Rishton Ki Pehchan,
Donya Ki Shaan,
Mehfiloon Ki Jaan,
Aur meri
“MOHABBAT”
=;
Siirf Apki
‘”"MUSKAN”"‘

Ascii Sms

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I’m sending you a bird named friendship
now its your responsibility to take care of it.
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Insult Sms

JUICE PIO

 JUICE PIO

PEPSI PIO
COKE PIO
MIRINDA PIO
DEW PIO
PANI PIO
PIO PIO
AUR PIO
KYUN K PAMPERS
AB SIRF 99RS
MAIN AVILABLE
HAIN.
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A fever is an expression of inner rage

Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick
Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejuice!
We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jaye ga.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jaye ga.
Kuch hi dino me result aa jaye ga…
Thori Namaz roza parh lia kar beta…
TU koi Aamir khan nhi jo,
All is well keh k top kar jaye ga........
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Wedding Night

On their wedding night, both husband and wife  were claiming virginity
Wife : ” If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?”
Husband : “And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?”

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Anniversary Messages

Love is not as simple
as candlelight and roses…
Love is day to day living,
taking time, making time to be there,
with open arms and a giving heart…
Love is the special life we share.
Happy Anniversary!
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